Thanksgiving is the time to be thankful for a good harvest and the best time to enjoy with family friends and relative. We are here with a few Jokes and Funny Messages that you share and add on additional happiness by laughing more and more.
Below are the Thanksgiving Jokes and Funny Messages:
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” Little Johnny wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.
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