Thanksgiving Jokes and Funny Messages

thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is the time to be thankful for a good harvest and the best time to enjoy with family friends and relative. We are here with a few Jokes and Funny Messages that you share and add on additional happiness by laughing more and more.

Below are the Thanksgiving Jokes and Funny Messages:

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” Little Johnny wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

Thanksgiving Jokes


I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.


Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.


Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
Phil: Why?
Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.


Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!


Q: What sound does a space turkey make?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.


Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!


Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!


Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.


Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!


Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot.


Incoming search terms:

If you Like This Post Please Comment Below and Share ...